When we cry with RAGE!
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Death of Old Yeller: A real man is stoic but he’s not made of stone. A boy who has to shoot his own rabid dog pushes a LOT of manly buttons: Guns, dogs, gut-wrenching responsibility… plus, we like shooting stuff…
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Crying is acceptable while you are sitting through a tragic Italian opera and suddenly realize that you could be watching the Arnold Schwarznegger marathon on cable.
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You can cry after the most intense, mind-blowing sex you’ve ever had.
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It’s also okay to cry after saying the wrong thing and missing out on the most intense, mind-blowing sex you’ll ever have.
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Watching the garbage truck drive off while your wife is complaining that someone must’ve thrown away her winning lottery ticket.
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It’s okay to cry when I think about all the death and suffering in the world and how I still haven’t made any money off of it…
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When the price of man-tears hits seventy dollars a cubic centimeter.
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If you are only crying to fashion a weapon from the tears to use against an international gang of terrorists bent on destroying the world.
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If you want to be a LITTLE BABY GIRL!!! Here! PUT ON THIS DRESS LITTLE BABY GIRL. Daddy, don’t hate me… DON’T WALK AWAY I NEED YOU DADDY! Hey…. maybe I have some issues I need to work out…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Suck it up buttercup. If you’re going to cry make sure it’s over something important…. like the lack of adoptable wombats.
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The last time I cried was the last episode of The Big Bang Theory…
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Or the lack of possibility of breeding a fire breathing llama 🦙
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They already spit… do you really want fire as well, Deb?
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Yep, my heater has broken down after 13 hours of use, and it will be a week before it’s fixed
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What’s the temperature going to get down to?
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If a man’s gonna cry…make sure you slink off into a corner all by yourself so no one sees!
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I know, right? Doesn’t inspire confidence…
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Does reading this post qualify as a legitimate reason to cry? (Just asking for a friend who cries easily.)
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I hope it’s not THAT bad…
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If I said I think it’s bad, I would be lying….
(but I’m afraid that my friend might die crying). 😀
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