Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Vampire bats are given a bad rap. Sure they are ugly… so ugly that you cannot help but think it is on purpose; and, they DO take blood from people and animals, while they are still using it; and, they carry rabies… which isn’t so bad but the same bats insist on also SHARING rabies. […]
Read More The Blood-less Chicanery of the Vampire BatI’m So Worn out that I’m Passed Charon We walked to the mouth of the cave and stood just outside for a moment. We could hear the sounds of unbelievable torment and anguish; plus, smoke detectors were going off by the dozens. I pulled out the book and said, “Fear!” Fear is a condition where […]
Read More Something I’m working on – 5Second Millennia B.C.E – Gilgamesh tells the story of two brothers. One god-like and the other bestial. It was later adapted for television as The Odd Couple. ♦ Eighth Century B.C.E. – Homer writes the Odyssey and the Iliad. Homer was, by most accounts, blind and illiterate, so he had to memorize the entire work […]
Read More Great Milestones in Poetry“Oh baby! Just like that… except use your left hand, go slower and clockwise, this time” ♥ “I feel… I FEEL… I FEEL… pregnant” ♥ “I’m going to make you feel things you’ve never—oops… sorry…” ♥ “Does that feel good? Do you like it? Can you fill out this questionnaire?” ♥ “I’m almost there… almost… […]
Read More Stuff You don’t Want to Blurt Out During SexI’ve stopped buying turkey and just make my own out of hundreds of discarded wrens. ☺ I take all of my used tea-bags and create hypoallergenic pillows. Just remember to use a pillow-case or all that residual caffeine keeps one awake. ☺ I buy lots of canned goods on sale so, instead of throwing away […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 