Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
He might belong there… check to see if you are in the right house. ♠ When a mountain lion is at your door, experts say to make your house seem as large as possible. So, if you see one at your front door, quickly add another story. ♠ Remember, the mountain lion is just as […]
Read More So, there’s a Mountain Lion at Your Front DoorChess is essentially two sissies forcing wooden pieces to do their fighting for them. ◙ If you want to be good at chess, you need to look ahead several moves and prepare for nearly every possible thing that might happen. It’s like paranoia but without the tinfoil hat. ◙ Chess is based on the game […]
Read More Thoughts About Chess, MateShrimp Day is celebrated on May ninth by everyone but shrimp. ☺ All shrimp start off as males but some will eventually change genders…except in waters bordering Republican states. ☺ The average shrimp has ten legs. The above-average shrimp has ten legs and a photographic memory. ☺ In many parts of the world, shrimp are […]
Read More Facts about Shrimp, You ScampisI keep a mime in a large, transparent box… mostly for the sake of irony. ☻ There is literally no good reason to eat marshmallows… ☻ I lived in a town that was near the world’s largest baking soda volcano. One day, it erupted, flooding the town and relieving the acid re-flux of dozens of […]
Read More Gluten-Free Random Thoughts[Deb asked me to write on the above photo. I have… so now we are EVEN] I might have switched some of their heads in an attempt to make a Beanie Baby with the speed and intelligence of a stuffed zebra. ☼ I occasionally use them as oven mitts. ☼ Sometimes, when I’ve had a […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 