So, there’s a Mountain Lion at Your Front Door

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He might belong there… check to see if you are in the right house.

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When a mountain lion is at your door, experts say to make your house seem as large as possible. So, if you see one at your front door, quickly add another story.

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Remember, the mountain lion is just as afraid of you as you are of jelly beans.

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Do NOT approach a mountain lion. They do not like confrontation with humans but one might make an exception in your case.

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Do NOT flee a mountain lion. It might tell your friends and they will laugh at you.

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If the mountain lion has a petition, just sign it and maybe he’ll go away.

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If the mountain lion still won’t leave, give it any elk you might have in the house.

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For full protection from mountain lions, keep a bear in your garage or carport.

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If you are being menaced by a mountain lion and your dog DOESN’T step in between the two of you, at least you know where you stand. If you survive, it’s back to the pound with her.

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Mint plants discourage mountain lions from coming into your yard because they live in constant fear of the mint julip…

10 thoughts on “So, there’s a Mountain Lion at Your Front Door”

  4. I have a NO SOLICITORS notice on my front door, but thanks to you, I’m thinking maybe I should also put up a NO MOUNTAIN LIONS notice, even though I don’t live in the mountains. One can’t be too careful, my father always said (just before he was eaten by a mountain lion).

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