Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Oklahomans spend about 3.5 million days hunting every year. What are they hunting for? Their top soil… ☻ During World War Two, Boise City, Oklahoma was mistakenly bombed by our Air Force. The military was torn between trying to cover up their error or just destroying the rest of the state. ☻ Oklahoma is one […]
Read More Fun Facts about OklahomaSo I can perform an Avatar-based puppet show using only my hands. ☺ If someone asks me if I’m feeling blue, I can show them my arms and scream, “Yes! It’s a chronic condition, thank you!” ☺ I needed a topic on which to write on; and, the research for “Why I Stapled My Privates” […]
Read More Why I Dyed My Arms BlueEarly psychoanalysts charged very little for their couch sessions; they made most of their money checking for loose change between the cushions after the patient left. ♣ The vast majority of people with mental health problems are no more likely to be violent than any other American… which makes them VERY likely to be violent. […]
Read More Facts about PsychiatryOne of the big drawbacks to communism is that you cannot own property; capitalism, on the other hand, allows ownership of things but I just discourages it, strongly. It’s pretty much the same economic model: Give the people just enough so your head doesn’t end up on a pike on the six o’clock news; but, […]
Read More You Own NOTHING: Free Market CommunismGarlic can Cure Covid: It is true that garlic can keep you from getting covid if you eat enough of it that no one will want to get close to you; however, the only thing garlic has ever cured is a bland marinara sauce. ♦ Wearing a Face-Mask will Push the Covid Virus into Your […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 