So I can perform an Avatar-based puppet show using only my hands.
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If someone asks me if I’m feeling blue, I can show them my arms and scream, “Yes! It’s a chronic condition, thank you!”
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I needed a topic on which to write on; and, the research for “Why I Stapled My Privates” sounded like it would be too painful.
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If my arms were dyed blue, my friends would give me a cool nickname like “blue arms” or “Steve”…
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I might get a part in a movie where I’m a partially transformed weresmurf.
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I was at a pot-luck dinner last year and I told someone that I admired his candor; but, HE thought I said “condor” and his mother, not a handsome woman, was standing right there. So, he punched me in the eye and then worked his way through the rest of my anatomy. Blue arms wouldn’t have stopped him; but, they wouldn’t have made it any worse, either…
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Someone might think my arms were suffocating and give me mouth-to-arm resuscitation which might be more erotic than it would be awkward and weird.
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No one will steal my arms while I sleep because they know the cops will be on the lookout for someone trying to fence blue arms.
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When people come up to me and ask, “Why are your arms blue?” I can respond indignantly, “They’re NOT blue, they’re TEAL!!!” and they’ll feel inferior to me which is all I ever wanted.
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When I hold my arms up to the sky, it will look as if they’ve DISAPPEARED…
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Steve? Steve? Steve’s our drug dealing cat 😳
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So, he’s Persian drugs on people?
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He’s Bengalling them into it 🙂
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A real blogger would have stapled his privates.
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Thank God I’m not a real blogger!
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“Throw your hands in the air, like you’re a true player!” Or did you? We can never tell!
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I’m mysterious and, of course, “fly”…
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“No one will steal my arms while I sleep because they know the cops will be on the lookout for someone trying to fence blue arms.”
I’m sorry to inform you, but the market for blue arms is VERY hot right now here in Brazil…
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Yes, but EVERYTHING is hotter in Brazil…
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…I can’t even argue with you. About that specific fact, mind you.
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A blue sky may make your raised arms disappear, but a cloudy sky makes my head disappear — at least, the half that still has hair (not that I’m trying to ‘one up’ you, of course)..
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Yeah, but that’s a grey area, isn’t it?
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Funny, you don’t look Bluish..
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And, you don’t look like a Blue Meanie…
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