Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Dear Terse Llama, I had a nightmare about a penguin dying on a hot sidewalk in August although it might’ve been a dalmatian or maybe a tablecloth… I’m not an ornithologist. How do I turn this nightmare into a recurring nightmare? It was a little disturbing but I feel that dreaming about penguins will take […]
Read More Terse Llama Gives Medical AdviceTwo lines rob a bank and make a clean get away. Line A says to Line B, “The heats on us. We need to be parallel so that no one knows we’re together” Line B says, “Okay, but don’t you cross me!” ☺ A hexagon walks into a bar during happy hour and orders a […]
Read More Ten Really Bad Geometry JokesI have no desire to dominate the world. I just want to destroy it. ֎ If I were pure evil, I’d have already indicated so on my Tinder profile. ֎ Given a choice between an act of altruistic good and unspeakable evil, I will always perform the act nearest to where my car is parked. […]
Read More How I Know I’m Not Pure EvilI’ve been taking smart pills that a friend sold me for a thousand dollars. ☻ I CAN tell my ass from my elbow thanks to a 3 x 5 card I keep in my pocket for reference. ☻ I always pay off my credit card debt; in fact, I keep a Visa card just for […]
Read More How I Know That I’m Not a Dumb-assI have a black friend and he doesn’t think I’m racist… I guess… we don’t talk much. ☺ Because Africa is the country I’d most like to visit. ☺ Because I almost never do that thing where I stretch my eyes with my fingers and sing, “I’m a rittre china-boy”… just at weddings and children’s […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 