Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
It’s not easy being me; but, if I quit doing it, they’re going to have lot of trouble filling that job. ֎ When it came time to choose my superhero name, I told my kids that you could put any adjective in from of the word “shadow” and it would be a cool name; and, […]
Read More Guitar Random and His Ten ThoughtsCreate new file in your word processor. Save file under descriptive and inspirational name like “My Book”. Write “Outline” at the top of the first page. Stare at blank page for several hours. Rename file, “My Novel” Realize you don’t have an ending so you instead concentrate on middle of novel. Stare at blank page […]
Read More The Writing ProcessThanks to Deb Whittam for the photo Once upon a time, when humans and animals coexisted, there was a lion named “Spiro” who worked for a large insurance firm. He was a hard worker, conscientious and clean; but, he had one little fault: He made anyone in his presence want to throw up. Spiro performed […]
Read More The Lion that Induced VomitingHaving grown up in rural Florida, I can tell you that the threat of snake bite is ever present and hilariously undaunting. You may wonder why everyone in the state of Florida is a flat-out lunatic; well, constantly wondering if your next step is going to be your last takes a toll on your sanity […]
Read More The Unspecific Precociousness of the Water MoccasinOnce upon a time there was a grey stuffed bear named Simon who wanted, more than anything, to have friends. But, the other toys rejected him because he was ignorant of the basics of analytic geometry. They would laugh at him and push him around and once they even managed to drop him into the […]
Read More Simon: The Bear Who Didn’t Know Analytic Geometry
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 