Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
We will be able to learn a lot from their ancient civilization and they might also be delicious. ☺ We need someone to blame our economy on. ☺ If I piss off everyone here on Earth, I’ll need a couch to sleep on… ☺ Sigourney Weaver needs the exercise. ☺ We could invite them to […]
Read More Why We NEED to Find Life on Other PlanetsAfter the thread is gone, use an empty spool as a table in your child’s doll house. It’s an empty table, as USUAL, because Barbie had to “work late”… not that Ken notices because he’s three sheets to the wind by the time she gets home. ֎ You can use empty spools as the beads […]
Read More Reuse Your Wooden Spools!During the Middle Ages, tallow, or beef fat, was used to make candles. Better than light bulbs because light bulbs don’t smell like steak. ҈ Candles have been used as clocks by inserting objects in the wax that fall when candles melt down to a certain point. They also make great alarm clocks if you […]
Read More You May not Tallow these Candle FactsThe most iconic bell in the United States is the Liberty Bell, known for its long crack. The urban myth was that the bell cracked when being rung over and over to celebrate our independence from England; however, the bell actually cracked on its test ringing due to faulty workmanship… another United States icon… The […]
Read More Bells Take their TollMonitor lizards stand on their hind legs to look out for predators. Herpetologists agree that this is why, of all reptiles, the monitor lizard is the best at basketball. ♥ Most monitor lizards have a poisonous saliva developed from generations of eating Thai food. ♥ Monitor lizards are excellent swimmers but they are only mediocre […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 