Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
“I hired you to count my canned goods but I find you stealing soup” “That’s absurd! I’m just taking stock” ♫ “I need you to arrange these numbers by size” “I’ll do nothing of the sort!” ♫ “You missed the mandatory meeting. Arthur threw up. It was hilarious!” “I don’t see anything hilarious about that” […]
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Read More Attacks on EnglishIs Dr. Seuss worse than Hitler? I didn’t think so, before, but I’ve been hearing things lately that have caused me to doubt myself. Obviously, he wasn’t blatant about it. He didn’t write To Think that I Signed a Petition to Keep You from Buying a Home on Mulberry Street or Mr. Braun’s a Jew, […]
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Read More The Ass and the Grasshopper: 3 WaysIt doesn’t matter what you pay village idiots because you can easily trick them out of whatever money they have; but, they WILL get an hour for lunch and two fifteen minute breaks or their union will come down on you like a ton of bricks. ♣ Village idiots make up poems and sing silly […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 