It doesn’t matter what you pay village idiots because you can easily trick them out of whatever money they have; but, they WILL get an hour for lunch and two fifteen minute breaks or their union will come down on you like a ton of bricks.
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Village idiots make up poems and sing silly songs. Transcribe them and you can create a book of nonsense poems which will make you insanely rich should the nineteenth century ever come around again.
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You need village idiots because the children of the village won’t terrify themselves.
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They tell tales of sound and fury signifying nothing, which means, if you weren’t listening, it was no great loss.
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Village idiots often moonlight as licensed contractors or public defenders.
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Village idiots can be useful in watching the village while everyone else is up in the mountains burning Frankenstein’s castle to the ground.
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Most village idiots are self-taught… and when you are self-taught, as the expression goes, you have an idiot for an instructor… so, that’ll save some time…
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A village idiot is a representative of the township, just like a councilperson or a mayor, except no one in the council walks around without any pants on. As far as the mayor goes, it varies from administration to administration.
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When disaster strikes, you can count on the village idiot to stand shoulder to shoulder with you, facing adversity, while tying a sweat sock to a cat’s tail.
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A village idiot is essential to nearly every township… unless they have a rugby team, in which case the village idiot is redundant…
I thought villiage idiots had to graduate from presidency
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I think Trump was an idiot BEFORE being made president…
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So that’s what’s wrong with politics today. All the idiots went to the same village, Washington D.C.
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HEY! That’s where I live… so, there might be some truth to it.
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As a gullible, yet agreeable person, I have found myself standing shoulder to shoulder with someone as we tied a sweat sock to a cat’s tail. Didn’t feel quite right but it also didn’t feel quite wrong either.
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Tying a sweat sock to a cat’s tail keeps it from spilling the pickles…
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If you cannot recognize your village idiot, you’re it.
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Damn! That would’ve been perfect!
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LOL! So I should stop looking….
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It takes a village to raise a child, but it only takes two idiots to make one.
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Or one idiot and someone who REALLY wants a baby…
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