Just How Ugly are You?

U-1: No ugliness. Beautiful inside and out. If you are a woman, you are probably living with dwarfs and hiding from a wicked queen. Birds help you with your chores… animals avenge your poisoning. If you are a man, you have an abnormally strong chin and tend to pick fights with dragons. If you are […]

Ten Signs that You Might Be Too Passive, Maybe?

They took your red stapler. You feel that the rock in your shoe is “God’s will”… Your sexual technique is such that your spouse refers to you as “The Blow-up Doll”. In most of the drawings that your children make of you, you are smaller than everyone else and being killed with a fly-swatter. Your […]

Why Severely Depressed Men Make Better Husbands

Speaking as a man with severe chronic depression, I think that our value as a life partner has been largely ignored when it hasn’t been derided outright. But, there are a LOT of reasons why severely depressed men make good husbands; in fact, some of those reasons are just below… If your husband is unhappy, […]

Who Can it Be Now?

When someone knocks on my door, my first reaction is anger. I put a lot of effort into alienating people so that this kind of intrusion doesn’t happen. And, I DO have anger issues; in fact, I once spent eighteen hours torturing a wall because a window sill was just shy of being level. I’m […]

Why You Should Stab Your Luggage

[Why yes, this idea came to me when I was half asleep. How did you know?] You should stab your luggage because… It’s the only way it will learn. The holes will allow baggage-handlers to see if there is anything that they want in your suitcase so they won’t have to break the […]