Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Thanks to Patti Moore Wilson for the idea] I’m going to call you “spittoon” because I’m drooling over you. ֎ You’re prettier than a wheel of brie and you smell a lot less like urine. ֎ If I promise NOT to call you “spittoon” anymore, THEN will you go out with me? ֎ If I […]
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Read More How I will Acquire All the Money in the WorldIf your child is becoming a toddler, maybe take down that poster of Mickey Mouse sticking a fork into an electrical socket. ֎ Feel your electrical outlet. If it is hot, in the temperature-sense, turn off the breaker and call an electrician. If it is hot in the sexual attractiveness sense, you should probably get […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 