Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Drink service starts early and is mandatory. ☺ What you think is the in-flight movie is actually your life flashing before your eyes. ☺ The people and vehicles that you think look like ants are actually ants. ☺ EVERYBODY wants to sit next to the parachute salesman and his sample case. ☺ The pilot announces, […]
Read More How to Tell if the Plane You are on is in TroubleAvoid peak travel times. For example, if you normally travel the day before Thanksgiving, choose a less busy time, like the middle of October. If you have gifts you simply must bring, mail them instead and you save a lot of trouble; in fact, while the box is open, just jump in and save the […]
Read More Holiday Travel TipsYou get a better exchange rate when you use a bank or ATM to convert your American dollars into whatever cheap, colorful and ridiculous currency is being used in the country you are visiting. Make sure you get all necessary vaccinations before traveling to another country. This means ALL vaccinations because other countries are cesspools […]
Read More Travlin’ Abroad!Night Swimming: If the movie Jaws taught us anything it is that drinking and swimming don’t mix… with sharks, anyway. Without sharks, drunk swimming is GREAT. You can just drift off to sleep above or below the waves (your choice). Was it suicide or stupidity? No one knows!!! Golf: Golf goes with alcohol like softball […]
Read More Things Better Done DrunkOn my recent trip to Lubbock, my boarding group was ‘9’. Being in Group 9 is like being in that building that they have at the leper colony where they put people they consider beneath them. It’s not just a prestige thing. Nines are last to board. And, just as in running en masse […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 