Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Obsessive-compulsive Disorder is an effort to keep things exactly the way they are by repeating the same acts over and over. It’s completely logical. There is only one reality where everything is just the way you like it and an infinite number of realities where it isn’t. Sadly, OCD doesn’t help because of chaos theory […]
Read More Swell QuartetDear Terse Llama, I’ve gotten into the habit of forgetting words. When I do, I tend to substitute the word I want to use with a random word. When I do, I get so embarrassed that my skin breaks out in goats; it gets so I don’t even want to marshmallow in public anymore. Is […]
Read More Still More Medical Advice from a Terse LlamaHe might belong there… check to see if you are in the right house. ♠ When a mountain lion is at your door, experts say to make your house seem as large as possible. So, if you see one at your front door, quickly add another story. ♠ Remember, the mountain lion is just as […]
Read More So, there’s a Mountain Lion at Your Front DoorShrimp Day is celebrated on May ninth by everyone but shrimp. ☺ All shrimp start off as males but some will eventually change genders…except in waters bordering Republican states. ☺ The average shrimp has ten legs. The above-average shrimp has ten legs and a photographic memory. ☺ In many parts of the world, shrimp are […]
Read More Facts about Shrimp, You Scampis[Deb asked me to write on the above photo. I have… so now we are EVEN] I might have switched some of their heads in an attempt to make a Beanie Baby with the speed and intelligence of a stuffed zebra. ☼ I occasionally use them as oven mitts. ☼ Sometimes, when I’ve had a […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 