Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
The average gorilla weighs three hundred pounds. The above average gorilla weighs just about the same as that but he earns more and doesn’t spill when he drinks too much. ▼ A gorilla has black fur and is capable of doing a person great harm. Think of the gorilla as a bear but with better […]
Read More Gorillas, gorillas, gorillas!So, you bought a vulture… Congratulations! You have purchased a life-long friend, provided you only have ten or so years left to live. Check with your doctor. The novelty of owning a vulture far outweighs the bad-breath and crippling injuries you might suffer from their beaks or talons. And, they can be a godsend should […]
Read More how to strangle your vultureThey are the only animal that attacks using “jump-scares” unless you count that squirrel that lives in my garage. ◙ They leave little rodent turds everywhere and I just bought a two pound box of raisins. ◙ They eat every food in the house except for what is in the mousetraps. ◙ Mice all look […]
Read More Why I Must Kill MiceBear-Baiting is an old sport where a bear was chained up, defanged and declawed so that it could battle one or more dogs for the amusement of sadists all over Europe. The entertainment was two-fold: There was the battle between the dogs and the bear; and, there was the surprised look on the dogs’ faces […]
Read More Facts about bear-baiting for you to fight aboutSomething might’ve gone wrong with his jet-pack… ☺ I over-inflated him. ☺ He got into the pork chop-flavored alka-seltzer that I keep in the medicine cabinet. ☺ I suspect that the animal I trained and nurtured might’ve been a propane tank. That would explain why he hissed instead of barked. ☺ I pulled his pin. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 