Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Fewer books in our libraries means more room for homeless drug addicts. ◦ Homosexuality is completely antithetical to our existence so it makes sense that, if our children see a homosexual alluded to in a book, they will instantly turn gay. ◦ Who knows better what we should read and not read than a bunch […]
Read More Why I’m all for Banning BooksEvery character in it would be more interesting than I am. ♥ I’m afraid I’d let it slip out that I’m indirectly responsible for the Challenger Shuttle disaster. ♥ Every title I come up with has already been used… except Crime and Punishment, but who’d read a book with a title like THAT? ♥ I […]
Read More Why I’ll Never Write My MemoirsI read Goethe’s Faust in the original German. I don’t speak a word of German so that makes my accomplishment even more impressive. ֍ I told my English teacher that I was a fatalist. She recommended I read The Oresteian Trilogy. I shrugged and went home and read it because, what choice did I have? […]
Read More Literature BitsThat’s right! Historical fiction is Deb’s current challenge. So, I’ve written from a fictional tale of America’s foremost doctor. “This ham is spoiled and these eggs are rotten”, he exclaimed. His wife replied, “Maybe you’d eat them with your precious goat or on that boat you love so much!” Dr. Suess replied, “Quick, a typewriter! […]
Read More Deb’s 42 Word Challenge: Historical FictionCooking with Substances that You didn’t Know Could be Non-Toxic: Recipes using ingredients that most people think aren’t food, like crayons, Vasoline or kale. The cover photograph was a pie made from caulk and tennis balls. Burning Seoul: Twelves stories of Korean War colonels who risked their lives, fought against communism and contracted gonorrhea. Emphasis […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 