Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I want to reclimb the highest mountain… because the last time I was up there I think I may have dropped my keys. ☺ I want to sail on a merchant ship where men are men. Where I come from, men are trout and it is nearly impossible to find someone to help move a […]
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Read More Things I Have Yet to AccomplishI want to sit on a California beach and watch the sun rise over the Pacific. I want to form a charity that feeds starving Asian children to starving African children. I want to be involved in a kidnapping… not necessarily with the snatching or holding; but, I could make photocopies or cook lunch for […]
Read More Before I Die: Bucket List Part FourI want to see Naples in the Springtime… still smoldering from a volcanic explosion… I want to weave baskets with Scarlett Johansson… and by “weave baskets” I mean “have sex” and by “have sex” I mean “shoot pool”. I want to drive in the Indianapolis 500, going the wrong way with my right blinker on. […]
Read More A Bucket List to Die ForI want to see Rome before I die, preferably from a flying saucer. I want to make my own lizard using only items I have around the house. I want to perform the lead role in an all-nude production of Mame. I want to trip Charlie Sheen… or, if that isn’t possible, Emilio Estevez… I […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 