I want to make my own lizard using only items I have around the house.
I want to perform the lead role in an all-nude production of Mame.
I want to trip Charlie Sheen… or, if that isn’t possible, Emilio Estevez…
I want to become an honorary gypsy.
I want to be referred to, just once, as the King of Isopropyl Alcohol.
I want to hike the entire Appalachian Trail from East to West.
I want to resurrect Fred Gwynne by burying him in a cursed pet cemetery. He might be reborn without a soul, but I think he’d still enjoy the irony…
I want to meet some of the indigenous people of America and, if there’s time, play their slot machines.
I want to reenact the novel Moby Dick with Popsicle-stick puppets and beagles.
I want to learn the secret language of dolphins so that I can tell them that their everpresent benign smiles are creeping most of us out.
I want to eat the contents of an Etch-a-Sketch…
What do you expect etch-a-sketch to taste like? I don’t know why but I imagine it to be quite chemically…. we can hope for sweet though
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In my opinion, it would taste like Thermite… which is NOT an Australian yeast-spread… I checked…
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Well it’s almost guaranteed to taste like that But what does thermite taste like? Have you tasted it?
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Sometimes, constipation drives you to do crazy things…
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I want to trip Charlie Sheen..:-) Nice list, King of Isopropyl Alcohol!
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Ah, I can cross one off! Thanks, Robyn!
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I thought FOR SURE someone was going to beat me to it – glad I was able to help out 🙂
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Ok MacGyver
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