Other Bucket Lists Pail in Comparison

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Before I die, I’d like to…
I want to see Rome before I die, preferably from a flying saucer.

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I want to make my own lizard using only items I have around the house.

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I want to perform the lead role in an all-nude production of Mame.

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I want to trip Charlie Sheen… or, if that isn’t possible, Emilio Estevez…

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I want to become an honorary gypsy.

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I want to be referred to, just once, as the King of Isopropyl Alcohol.

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I want to hike the entire Appalachian Trail from East to West.

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I want to resurrect Fred Gwynne by burying him in a cursed pet cemetery.  He might be reborn without a soul, but I think he’d still enjoy the irony…

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I want to meet some of the indigenous people of America and, if there’s time, play their slot machines.

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I want to reenact the novel Moby Dick with Popsicle-stick puppets and beagles.

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I want to learn the secret language of dolphins so that I can tell them that their everpresent benign smiles are creeping most of us out.

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I want to eat the contents of an Etch-a-Sketch…

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