Before I Die: Bucket List Part Four

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I want to sit on a California beach and watch the sun rise over the Pacific.

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I want to form a charity that feeds starving Asian children to starving African children.

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I want to be involved in a kidnapping… not necessarily with the snatching or holding; but, I could make photocopies or cook lunch for everybody…

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I want to push a tap dancer in front of a train.

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I want to gene-splice a California condor and a waitress because the result would be a monstrosity that would yearn for death and I have a lot of unresolved anger.

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I want to look deep within myself to find that tiny fragile part of me that craves introspection and crush it like a boot crushes an insect.

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I’d like to have my retina scanned because my eye-ball is kind of an exhibitionist.

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I want to take an around-the-world cruise. Just not this particular world.

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I want to trace my family tree back to Australopithecus.

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I want to eat lamb stew on Mutton Island. If there is no such place as Mutton Island, then maybe eat it in the parking lot of a Best Buy or someone’s driveway.

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I want to perform surgery on someone and it MUST be elective surgery because, DAMN IT, we live in a democracy…

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20 thoughts on “Before I Die: Bucket List Part Four

      1. Haha…I almost missed it 🙂 At first, I thought, “aww, he’s really telling us what he wants to do!” And then I read the next one and said, “Nope. Wait – this is a legit laugher.” So, THEN I went back and read the first one and I said, “Ohhhhhhh…..right…..sun rises in the east….Good one!” 🙂 You ALMOST got me – I can’t believe you knew my weakness 🙂

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  1. Dude, your humor is getting dark…are you getting ready to jump? IS this a revealing autobiographical comment : …yearn for death and I have a lot of unresolved anger.’ Hmmmmm. It resonates ’cause I’m working on these issues myself. In fact, I just gave my character weapons training. Stop in.

    Well, maybe this is just dark humor ’cause you’ve been watching Underworld all week…

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      1. It’s always good to experiment with voice. As long as you don’t let the demon stick around too long. I’ll keep my chapter up so I can worship myself a bit longer.

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