Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[I am SO sorry] Ol’ Lady Hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor doggy some weed But it turned out the pup had smoked it all up And, left her with one tiny seed. She went to the trailer park to get him some crystal but he acted so crazy she slept with […]
Read More Ol’ Lady Hubbard[Deb asked me to write on the above photo. I have… so now we are EVEN] I might have switched some of their heads in an attempt to make a Beanie Baby with the speed and intelligence of a stuffed zebra. ☼ I occasionally use them as oven mitts. ☼ Sometimes, when I’ve had a […]
Read More Why My Stuffed Animals Hate MeI went to a dueling piano bar and got to see one man kill another with a Steinway… Curiosity killed the cat… despite the presence of my fingerprints an DNA at the scene. You can look into it further if you like, but you know what happened to that nosy cat… Gynophobia is the irrational […]
Read More Random Thoughts: The Outlaw of ArdorNight Swimming: If the movie Jaws taught us anything it is that drinking and swimming don’t mix… with sharks, anyway. Without sharks, drunk swimming is GREAT. You can just drift off to sleep above or below the waves (your choice). Was it suicide or stupidity? No one knows!!! Golf: Golf goes with alcohol like softball […]
Read More Things Better Done Drunk[Counterfeit medication is a real problem. What you get might be real or it might be something someone made out of Play-doh and red wine. How can you tell your pharms are counterfeit? Here are some warning signs:] The tablet is an odd shape and has the word “Lego” on it. The pharmacist from whom […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 