Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I’ve stopped buying turkey and just make my own out of hundreds of discarded wrens. ☺ I take all of my used tea-bags and create hypoallergenic pillows. Just remember to use a pillow-case or all that residual caffeine keeps one awake. ☺ I buy lots of canned goods on sale so, instead of throwing away […]
Read More How I Save Money in this Time of Great InflationShrimp Day is celebrated on May ninth by everyone but shrimp. ☺ All shrimp start off as males but some will eventually change genders…except in waters bordering Republican states. ☺ The average shrimp has ten legs. The above-average shrimp has ten legs and a photographic memory. ☺ In many parts of the world, shrimp are […]
Read More Facts about Shrimp, You Scampis[Deb asked for this. Blame her!] Before the sixteenth century, women were forbidden to eat artichokes because of their supposed aphrodisiac qualities. Then, men actually thought about the implications of that. ♥ The artichoke was named the Official Vegetable of Monterrey County in California, replacing the guy who’d been in a coma there since 1993. […]
Read More Fun Facts About ArtichokesMaking homemade desserts tells my children that I love them; making them with shampoo is telling them not to get too used to it. ☻ Shampoo may taste funny, but it makes a pretty resilient meringue. ☻ If you make a flan using baby shampoo, you’ll have a festive dish that won’t burn your children’s […]
Read More Why I make my desserts with shampoo[Part One is Here] “Waiter!”, I called, “a shot of gin with a rabbit embryo floating in it and give the lady whatever she wants” Hands on hips, she admonished me, “We aren’t at a table and rabbit embryos don’t float”. So, she was well-educated and familiar with the specific weights of rabbit embryos. What […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 