Making homemade desserts tells my children that I love them; making them with shampoo is telling them not to get too used to it.
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Shampoo may taste funny, but it makes a pretty resilient meringue.
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If you make a flan using baby shampoo, you’ll have a festive dish that won’t burn your children’s eyes.
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Don’t cook with Big Bird shampoo because, to a casual observer, it looks as if you’re twisting the head off of a canary.
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When I was a teenager, I’d have killed for a cupcake with shampoo frosting. But, I was pretty volatile back then and I’d have killed for a LOT of reasons.
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People said I was crazy for making oatmeal raisin shampoo cookies; sadly, the court-appointed psychiatrist agreed, but, thanks to personality-killing medications, I’m back on the streets!
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After dessert, if you gargle with conditioner, your teeth will turn silky and manageable…
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Dandruff shampoo may not taste great but it tastes a LOT better than citron or dried cranberries.
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If you make dessert out of shampoo, when you run out of soap you can just rub yourself all over with a muffin.
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There’s something about a shampoo and apple pie that makes your family want to find you a cheap nursing home.
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I thought this was very informative, I’m expecting how to make dinner with a bow of matches and bubble bath next 😁
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I am about nothing if not information, deb…
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Too true, you are the oracle of WordPress after all 😁
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While I enjoy showering with a muffin as much as the next person, Head and Shoulders is not an acceptable apple pie filling. That’s just a bridge too far.
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Go ahead… serve pies with dandruff!
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No problem… I’ll tell everyone it’s coconut.
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I never mix my cleaning products with food unless it involves alcohol. I highly recommend whiskey showers.
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I prefer a Clorox aperitif…
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I had never thought about cooking with shampoo before, but now that you mention it, that would be a great way to get out of the kitchen. My husband might take me OUT to dinner more often. Hmmmm…:)
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Just tell him that, after three nights in a row of cooking, you get the urge to use shampoo as an ingredient…
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Genius! 😉
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Weird, just what I needed!
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That says more about you than me, Doree…
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I second the advice about flan with baby shampoo. That stuff is amazing.
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Tell your kids not to eat it too fast or they’ll look as if they have rabies.
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Good advice.
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