Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Harvest tips from the other tables until you get enough to pay for the meal, a decent tip and maybe a movie. ☻ Tell the manager that, if he lets you leave without paying, you’ll recommend his establishment to all of your friends, who will probably also show up without their wallets. ☻ The Philosopher’s […]
Read More Finished Meal? Forgot Wallet?Why was Christmas moved to winter solstice, the bleakest day of the year? If you want to be sure a holiday will last, try it in the worst possible time-slot. ♣ It’s a Wonderful Life is NOT the best Christmas movie. It’s message is, “When the going gets tough, attempt suicide; then, all your friends […]
Read More Christmas Facts and FraudsI thought my son was singing jazz scat in the next room but he was just falling down the stairs. ☺ Surgery should always be a last resort, but if your appendix is about to burst, you should page through all your other resorts as quickly as possible. ☺ Technically, is it still a “self-help […]
Read More I’ve Got the Hots for Random ThoughtsI felt bad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet and I said to myself, “Hey, he might have some shoes he’s not using”… ♦ Iron bars do not a prison make but they work better than anything you can make with bread sticks and glue. ♦ The […]
Read More I’m Just Sayings, Here’s Some More Adages[Who gets to enjoy my pointless random writing exercises? You do!] I was disappointed with the weather in Lubbock because I wanted to see a tornado; but, whenever there was a tornado, there was also a storm so I could never go outside and see it… ◙ I was disappointed that Gone with the Wind […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 