Dr. Seuss in the Time of Covid 19

[I was talking to James in his comment section and this came up… Thanks!] The Cat in the Hat Stays Home Horton Hears a Who from a Safe Distance I Had Trouble Getting to Salla-Salloo Because They Cancelled All Unnecessary Air Travel Hop on Pop: Emergency CPR Techniques for Children The Butter/Water/Toilet Paper Battle Book […]

Tips on Bread-Making that Should Get a Rise Out of You

In making leavened bread, you take a little yeast and nurture it into a vast civilization of millions of yeasts; then, they suffer a hellish death in your oven. Do you enjoy making bread? Then, you are a monster. There are several types of flour for making bread: Bread flour, if you want a tight […]

I’ll Keep You Grounded with these Facts on Earth Day

Earth Day was founded by Senator Gaylord Nelson on April 22, 1970 because he felt that Mars and Venus were getting way too much attention… Earth Day was one of the reasons Richard Nixon formed the EPA… well, THAT and the fact that rivers were actually catching fire. Although the two come within a day […]

I Had Disco Fever Minus the Disco

[I had a high fever on Monday and a cough. It didn’t last too long but what there was of it was more than sufficient. I’m quarantining myself after talking to my doctor but I’m doing just fine at this point.] Fevers muddle your thinking, making them the perfect time to watch daytime talk shows […]

Why My Toolbox is Full of Soup

Because, if you boil a socket set long enough, it makes its own broth. Because, when I filled it with marshmallows, I just got ants. Because it’s more filling than a toolbox full of salad. You’d be surprised at the number of household repairs that involve croutons. I keep hoping that, if I carry it […]