Questions for the Dog

If anyone has any questions for the Bio-engineered Genetically-modified Superintelligent Dog, this would be the place for it. Just put your question in the comments section and the Dog’s assistants will comb through them and find those worthy of answering.

Some Thoughts on Eating Dog

If you are going to eventually eat your dog, don’t raise it as a beloved pet because it isn’t polite to play with your food… In dog-eating countries like Vietnam or the Philippines, eating dog might just get you a case of rabies; so, if you don’t want rabies, avoid eating dog in those countries. […]

Why I Threw a Plate of Chicken Cordon Bleu at You

I was aiming at the guy behind you who turned out to be your reflection in the refrigerator. Because I said CHICKEN KIEV and you didn’t listen… YOU NEVER LISTEN… and now you’ve ruined your ENTIRE BIRTHDAY! I blame society and also my violent temper. When I threw the food at you, wasn’t I really […]

Other Uses for a Shock Collar

If you have a pressing need for an electric eel, you can make one yourself with a lungfish and a shock collar. Shock collars are great for charging your phone all at once. You can use shock collars to execute hamsters who’ve committed capital crimes. Use one to give your child a mild shock every […]

Table Scraps

Dream it, wish it, do it, apologize profusely… What you lack in talent can be made up with desire, hustle and giving 110 percent all the time. Because a man attacking a problem he cannot handle or even comprehend, with all of his might, is hysterical. You are never too old to set another goal […]