Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I’m thankful for Byzantine architecture because, without it, a lot of Turks would’ve had to sleep out in the rain. ☻ I’m thankful for my children because they can be used as collateral in large drug deals. ☻ I’m thankful for turnips, especially the one that unclogged my bathtub… although, on reflection, that might have […]
Read More Stuff I’m Thankful for Part 2Visor: By strict definition, a hat covers the head. A visor goes out of its way not to do that. It’s perfect for someone with a grudge against hats or just someone with the sun in his eyes who needs to show the world his cow-lick. Don’t wear one of these unless you are in […]
Read More A List You’ll Take Your Hat Off toVampire Circus: Another Hammer Studios vampire film but extra bleak because it was set in Serbia… a place so terrifying you don’t even really NEED vampires. But, without vampire clowns, the vampire circus is just a bunch of FREAKS jumping around in leotards, biting each other with abandon. This movie was shot in six weeks. […]
Read More Bad Movie Names for Bad MoviesI was watching a show on Netflix called, “Drink Masters” where a dozen bartenders compete for a large cash prize and the coveted title of “Best Bartender Out of the Twelve We Chose to Compete in this”. I couldn’t help feeling, as I watched this program, that I’ve been away for a long time. There […]
Read More Drink Masters: A RantMy life would’ve been just a little bit better if no one had ever explained to me what a “cock ring” was. ☼ I get tired of being treated like I’m crazy. My family does it, my friends do it… even the tiny hippopotamus god that lives in my truck. ☼ I’ll never understand women… […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 