Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[For those not keeping track: Lately, state legislation has been passed recently to prohibit schools from teaching that slavery is bad] Captured African B&D fetishists found being chained up to be demeaning but also erotic. ♦ Slaves could not be arrested and convicted of tax fraud. So, they were treated like billionaires are treated, today. […]
Read More Republican Guide to Teaching Positive Aspects of SlaveryGet Moving: Any form of activity will help wake you up… especially groggily falling downstairs, which is inevitable without your morning coffee. ☻ Morning Exercise: Try running. Because nothing wakes you up quicker than a torn Achilles tendon. ☻ Take an Ice-Cold Shower: The coldness of the water will preserve your body after the inevitable […]
Read More How to Wake Up Without CaffeineI’m touched. Thank you for remembering my birthday! Sure, my birthday was actually two months ago, but thank you for remembering that I have a birthday at all. The card you sent was great, along with the request for a loan until next Monday. That’s called “multi-tasking” and it is beautiful… As for your lovely […]
Read More TouchedIf you cut off a pig’s nose, how does it smell? Just as bad as it did before… ♣ The smell of success is not sweet… it has more of a pine scent. If you smell something sweet that you think is success, it’s probably just the result of a brain tumor. ♣ Some scientists […]
Read More Thoughts on Smell that Make a Lot of ScentsI’m sorry I said that you were “a sight” just after you’d been up all night. I realize that my remark on your aesthetic was as welcome as candy to a diabetic. You hadn’t even brushed your hair and your face had no makeup thair. I know now that if I’d waited You’d have been […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 