Dr. Seuss: Is He Hitler?

Is Dr. Seuss worse than Hitler? I didn’t think so, before, but I’ve been hearing things lately that have caused me to doubt myself. Obviously, he wasn’t blatant about it. He didn’t write To Think that I Signed a Petition to Keep You from Buying a Home on Mulberry Street or Mr. Braun’s a Jew, […]

The Ass and the Grasshopper: 3 Ways

Once there was an ass who slaved all day under the lash with little food at the end of the day to show for it. One day, while being beaten within an inch of his life for thoughtlessly stepping on a crack in the sidewalk, he noticed a grasshopper, eating grass and hopping around happy […]

Revenge of the Mistaken Dragon

We had a sweet life when we first moved to Virginia; but, one day my parents didn’t come home. Vowing revenge on whoever did it, I left for Japan that very evening and, when I got there, I found the greatest martial arts teacher there. It took six months to persuade him to take me […]

I’ll Shout these Facts on Shetland Ponies ‘Til I’m Horse

Shetland ponies have been around since the Bronze Age; but, I doubt that they should get much credit for it. ֎ Shetland ponies live longer than horses… especially those ponies that have been around since the Bronze Age. ֎ In the United Kingdom, to be a Shetland Pony, you have to stand no more than […]