Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
There was a captain on a cruise ship who was making yet another trip across the Atlantic. As was his custom, he walked the deck during the midday meal just to keep an eye on things. An elderly woman walked up to him and asked, “Are you the manager?” “I’m the captain of this ship, […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 