I could finally rid myself of those professional basketball scouts that keep following me around begging me to play for their team.
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I could jump up and down with joy and without the added anxiety of worrying that I’m about to jump into the ceiling fan.
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Nothing else motivates me. Maybe “Short Man Syndrome” will.
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If I’m ever on a golf course in a lightning storm, I’ll be less likely to be struck than other idiots golfing around me.
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Being short will make it easier for me to punch cats in the face.
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If I were short, my friends would give me a swell nickname like “Short Guy”.
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If the police were chasing me, I could just put on a red pointed hat and stand in someone’s garden.
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I could become a jockey, which is a dream job for me because it’s the only one where I can get paid for whipping a living creature…
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If someone tried to club me, there would be an extra tenth of a second before the club hit me. More than enough time to think up a clever remark before falling unconscious.
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If I were short and had a short friend, he could sit on my shoulders, put on a long trench-coat and we could sneak into an R-rated movie.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
On Lord Dudley’s behalf I resent the cat punching reason. No good can come from that…
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I’ll feel better, though…
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I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that.
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And I’ll pretend I didn’t say it!
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You just think you’d be the first one to see that four leaf ☘️
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And, I could defend my pot o’ gold at the end of the rainbow!
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You didn’t wait for the punchline Charles … Before the tall guy stood on it 😄
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I, on the other hand, have an unnamed cat living under my bed that comes out only to stare at me and puke on my head while I am sleeping. It is begging for a face punch!
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I KNEW you’d understand, Robyn…
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I am short of cash at the moment. If you’ll loan me all your money, you can be short too, and I’ll be happy to see that you stay that way until I remember to pay you back (lucky for you, I have a very short memory).
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Don’t tick me off… I have a short temper.
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I like that last one … shades of Little Rascals. 😉
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When I was a little kid, R-rated movies were the Holy Grail…
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