Myth in 42 Words

Deb strikes again with her 42 word challenge. The topic is “myth”. “Frankly, I think it would be great for you to have Thanksgiving with your family”, the psychiatrist said, “You told me that you’ve gotten closer to your mother” “Okay, but I think it’s going to be pretty awkward”, replied Oedipus…

I Increase the Tension with Facts about Tightrope Walking

The word for tightrope walking is “funambulism” from the Latin “ambulism” meaning “to walk” and “fun” meaning “in the worst possible place”. ֎ The trick to tightrope walking is to lower one’s center of gravity but not so low that it is below the level of the pavement below. ֎ Funabulists often carry a long […]

Facts About Actors that May or May Not be True

Did you know that forty percent of Gary Busy is teeth? ֍ Due to a typo, Robert De Niro was accidentally appointed Secretary of the Interior under Barrack Obama. The error was found and fixed in less than a week, but during his term De Niro managed to sell all of our nation’s polar bears […]

How to Get Donald Trump Out of the White House After January 20

[Happy Thanksgiving, my friends!] Put a bucket of chicken on the sidewalk and slam the gate behind him when he grabs it. ☼ Turn off the wi-fi… ☼ Seal all the doors and windows and transport the White House into Earth orbit. Then, open the air-lock and suck him into space. ☼ Remove all of […]

Fax About Foxes

Foxes are of the family Canidae and genus Vulpes. Of all the canines in the animal kingdom, foxes can be thrown the furthest… ☺ The smallest species of fox weighs about two pounds… the largest weighs in at twenty pounds. So, if you are estimating postage on mailing a bunch of foxes to someone, for […]