Ask a Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog, Part ?

Dear Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog, Can you play dead? And, are you a good dog? Who’s a good dog? WHO’S a good DOG? Enthusiastic in Jasto Dear Jasto, Good and evil are subjective constructs; however, I did fake my death in Cancun seven years ago for the insurance money. Dear Genetically-Modified, Bio-Engineered Super-Intelligent Dog, I […]

Alternate Theories on Why the Pyramid of Khafre was Built

It was a ramp for jumping chariots over the Sphinx. It was a party hat for the planet Earth’s four millionth birthday. It was used as a self-defense device for poking asteroids that got too close. Herman Caine postulates that it was a grain storage structure that stupid Egyptians kept accidentally dumping riches and corpses […]

Butter Facts that Will Melt Your Heart

In all, about a third of the world’s milk production is devoted to making butter. The other third is donated to high schools for the teaching of fractions. The term “butterfly” came from the supposition that they and other insects stole dairy products. Entomologists kept the name because, even though they weren’t stealing milk and […]

Before I Die: Bucket List Part Four

I want to sit on a California beach and watch the sun rise over the Pacific. I want to form a charity that feeds starving Asian children to starving African children. I want to be involved in a kidnapping… not necessarily with the snatching or holding; but, I could make photocopies or cook lunch for […]

New, this Television Season!

Dr. Weasel M.D. (NBC) – A weasel bombarded by gamma rays becomes super-intelligent enough to get a medical degree; but, not smart enough to come up with a cure for being a weasel. Dr. Weasel sets up practice in a small town and has to deal with small town prejudice. Pilot Episode: Who ate Farmer […]