I’ve Withdrawn these Facts on Introverts

Psychologist Laurie Helgoe, author of Introvert Power: Why Your Inner Life Is Your Hidden Strength, says that introverts do not enjoy small talk. This was hardly surprising considering that NO ONE likes small talk… Introverts create more dopamine and dopamine-like substances simply by thinking deeply and using their imagination. This means that we can have […]

Facts about Rice

In India, the first solid food given to children is often rice; whereas, the last solid food given to someone is often poison. Two makes of car, Honda and Toyota, are named after rice. Kind of stupid, I know, but not as dumb as naming a car after a Papal decree, as in “Fiat”; or, […]

How to Get Mexico to Pay for the Wall

Hire a shill to pretend to want to buy the wall at ten times the value. When Mexico pays for the wall, the shill disappears. Because he’s trouble with a capital ‘T’ that rhymes with ‘P’… Or, tell Mexico that Bolivia has its eye on it and is coming over to buy it RIGHT NOW. […]

Do You Have a Gambling Problem?

Do you list “Las Vegas” as a dependent on your taxes? When your father gets sick do you try to get odds on his recovery? Is gambling interfering with your work and your work is treating gambling addiction? Do you try to recover gambling losses by gambling? And, when you get caught, do you try […]

Some Cruel Truths about Sadism

A sadist is simply someone who gets sexually excited over the same thoughts that most of us have. Sociologist have determined that, if you don’t meet four people you’d like to torture BEFORE you even get to work in the morning, you probably work from home. Sadists are important in the scheme of things: […]