Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
But, there’s always mom and dad’s house and your old room; however, it is now filled with sewing supplies and fishing equipment. They manage to put a futon in the corner and it’s a little better than sleeping on the streets and WAY better than rooming with vegans. After a few months of french fries […]
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Read More Two Boobs: That’s What They Take us for (pt 1)Fewer books in our libraries means more room for homeless drug addicts. ◦ Homosexuality is completely antithetical to our existence so it makes sense that, if our children see a homosexual alluded to in a book, they will instantly turn gay. ◦ Who knows better what we should read and not read than a bunch […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 