Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Every character in it would be more interesting than I am. ♥ I’m afraid I’d let it slip out that I’m indirectly responsible for the Challenger Shuttle disaster. ♥ Every title I come up with has already been used… except Crime and Punishment, but who’d read a book with a title like THAT? ♥ I […]
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Read More Why I’m All for Cutting Down the Rain ForestI regret not traveling more and seeing for myself what hotel rooms look like in other states. ☻ I regret exchanging harsh words with my brother when I was young, because all the harsh words I knew back then were pretty lame. ☻ I regret wasting the three wishes that the genie gave me on […]
Read More Regrets that I Rue-minate OverTo make my fortune, every day, I put all my pocket change into a coffee can. The only hard part will be living to be a billion. ♂ A sex novel that has every conceivable fetish in it. I’ll call it, The Very Eventful Weekend… ♂ To make a lot of money in any venture, […]
Read More How I will Acquire All the Money in the WorldIf your child is becoming a toddler, maybe take down that poster of Mickey Mouse sticking a fork into an electrical socket. ֎ Feel your electrical outlet. If it is hot, in the temperature-sense, turn off the breaker and call an electrician. If it is hot in the sexual attractiveness sense, you should probably get […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 