Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Terminators are like antacids: The liquid ones are way more effective than the solid ones. ♂ The cheaper terminators come with thick Austrian accents. ♂ Terminators tend to arrive at little used, low-population industrial areas so they don’t attract attention. Then, they walk into a bar with no clothes on and beat up everyone in […]
Read More What We Learned from Terminator 2If I had a time machine, I’d throw Donald Trump into it, spin the dial to the distant future and then he’d be the Morlocks’ problem… ☺ If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: I DON’T REPEAT MYSELF!!! ☺ All my life, I’ve had to fight and struggle to get everything […]
Read More Random Thoughts with Beer and BratsThe age range of woman I find attractive gets bigger each year… which gets me closer and closer to asking Helen Mirren out. ♠ I do great in twentieth century history on Jeopardy because I was there for most of it. ♥ I can explain how life was very different before the internet to younger […]
Read More Benefits to Getting OldYour hormones will produce emotions you never knew existed so sit back and experience “rage-glee”. ♀ You’ll enjoy your pregnancy more with recreational drugs but don’t use any substance you wouldn’t want your infant to abuse. ♀ Paint yourself purple, go to a candy factory and ask where the “juicing room” is. ♀ Watch nothing […]
Read More How to Enjoy Your Pregnancy[Thanks to Deb for inadvertently giving me the idea. Happy Thanksgiving, one and all!] Hide their rhyming dictionary. ◊ Avoid inspiring them. Keep them away from clouds, Grecian urns and especially flammable tigers. ◊ Get a doctor’s note. “Sorry sweetheart, but I can’t listen to your poetry, today. Doctor says one more rhyme might kill […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 