Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Make your turkey a week ahead of time, then eat it and tell everyone Thanksgiving is canceled. ☼ Hors d’oeuvres can be made easily and quickly if you have Greek olives, Gryere cheese, crackers and an experienced chef who knows what to do with those things. ☼ Salad can be made faster if you break […]
Read More Thanksgiving HacksThe Pentagon The Pentagon is the only building where one can get lost for three hours and never leave the building; although, in all fairness, forty-five minutes of that time I spent trying to find a bathroom that would accept civilians. The Pentagon is the node from which all of the collective discord for our […]
Read More Three Five Five, a Love StoryI’m thankful for Byzantine architecture because, without it, a lot of Turks would’ve had to sleep out in the rain. ☻ I’m thankful for my children because they can be used as collateral in large drug deals. ☻ I’m thankful for turnips, especially the one that unclogged my bathtub… although, on reflection, that might have […]
Read More Stuff I’m Thankful for Part 2Visor: By strict definition, a hat covers the head. A visor goes out of its way not to do that. It’s perfect for someone with a grudge against hats or just someone with the sun in his eyes who needs to show the world his cow-lick. Don’t wear one of these unless you are in […]
Read More A List You’ll Take Your Hat Off toVampire Circus: Another Hammer Studios vampire film but extra bleak because it was set in Serbia… a place so terrifying you don’t even really NEED vampires. But, without vampire clowns, the vampire circus is just a bunch of FREAKS jumping around in leotards, biting each other with abandon. This movie was shot in six weeks. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 