Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Under the skin we are all brothers, but flags make me your enemy… well, flags and your disgusting food and your RIDICULOUS language. ♦ Flying a flag at half-mast indicates a death… often the death of the guy whose job it was to hoist the flag to the top of the pole. ♦ I pledged […]
Read More More Thoughts on FlagsThe name Bulgaria is derived from the Proto-Turkic word bulģha meaning “to stir”; just one more reason not to let proto-Turks name anything important. ♣ The last tsar of Bulgaria was Simeon II, who was exiled in 1946. He came back as Prime Minister in 2001 but left in 2005 because they’d turned his bedroom […]
Read More Bulgaria FactsAfter I’d used up all other methods of alienating a room full of drunks and I couldn’t find a wake to go to. ☼ If, through a head injury, I suddenly had the delusion that I was Fiona Apple. ☼ After I’d fallen face-first into a great big pile of MDMA. ☼ If I couldn’t […]
Read More Circumstances Under Which I’d Try Karaoke[This one is Deb’s fault… unless you like it, then it was ALL MY IDEA!!!] Many many years ago, just after the Age of Legends and right before the Age of Unbelievable Bullshit, a grasshopper was feeling overwhelmed. His day to day grind of eating tomato plants and scaring five year old girls was finally […]
Read More The Grasshopper Who VacationedDrink service starts early and is mandatory. ☺ What you think is the in-flight movie is actually your life flashing before your eyes. ☺ The people and vehicles that you think look like ants are actually ants. ☺ EVERYBODY wants to sit next to the parachute salesman and his sample case. ☺ The pilot announces, […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 