Category: Humor
Terribly Written Facts about Plan 9 from Outer Space
Star of the movie, Gregory Walcott, told director Ed Wood that his script was the worst he’d ever read; but, that was only because the script to Rocky V had yet to be written. ♠ Plan 9 was named ‘Worst Film of All Time’ in the book “The Golden Turkey Awards”. Ed Wood named “The […]
Read More Terribly Written Facts about Plan 9 from Outer SpaceFAQ on Pet Tortoises
Do Tortoises make good pets? They do, if your definition of a “good pet” is one that doesn’t move much, can’t be cuddled and has no feelings for you whatsoever. Think of a tortoise as a Rumba that doesn’t actually vacuum and leaves droppings randomly throughout the house. Can tortoises swim? No. But, if thrown […]
Read More FAQ on Pet TortoisesForest Fire Safety Tips
Stay calm! Nothing deters a deadly wall of fire like serenity. ֎ Go to an area free of vegetation, like the banks of a river or anywhere in West Texas. ֎ Call 911. If they can’t help you, call 912. ֎ If you can see an already burnt out area through the flames, douse yourself […]
Read More Forest Fire Safety TipsA Fable about Scuttlebutt
Once, there was a polytheist village where all the graven images, fetishes and talismans were kept in one large stone building. People would worship them every day; and, after eight o’clock, they’d go home, leaving the statues to themselves. One night, the statue of rice-goddess Harma said to the image of the dog-headed goddess of […]
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