Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
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The horse’s head left in the bed of the producer was real. It was originally going to be part of Marlon Brando’s lunch. ◙ The words “mafia” and “mob” weren’t used in the movie due to input from the Italian-American Civil Rights League, who felt it would stereotype Italian-Americans. They told director Francis Ford Coppola […]
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Read More Grasshopper the DogHigh-fiber is great, so they say. It makes you poop twelve times a day. It might be good for colon health but it’s a terrible thing to do to yourselth.
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 