Good Colon Health is Important
High-fiber is great, so they say. It makes you poop twelve times a day. It might be good for colon health but it’s a terrible thing to do to yourselth.
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Vacation Homes for You to Try
Oceanview-View Beach House: Five bedroom, two bath Cape Hattaras beach house with stunning views of beach houses that have stunning views of the Atlantic ocean. There is a private pool within a few minutes walk that you won’t be allowed into. HBO included. Bring your own television. Bed or Breakfast: You can’t have both. A […]
Read More Vacation Homes for You to TrySo, You’re Trimming a Bush?
Because trimming a bush looks like literally nothing else and some people just have to ask rhetorical questions, here’s a list of sarcastic replies to the question, “Trimming a bush, eh?” No… but that’s exactly what I WANT it to look like. ♥ No. I am one of Her Majesty’s Royal Tree Torturers. ♥ No. […]
Read More So, You’re Trimming a Bush?Bitter FAQs about Capers
Where do capers grow? Any of the arid regions around the Mediterranean where there is so little food that people pick flower buds and pickle them because there is little else to eat. How are capers harvested? In the morning they are picked manually by local virgins. By hand, because they are fragile. In the […]
Read More Bitter FAQs about CapersStuff Queen Elizabeth isn’t Allowed to Do
I recently saw a YouTube video of things that the Queen of England isn’t allowed to do. So, I added some of the ones they left out. She is barred from starring in any pornographic movie that centers around nun-spanking. ♫ She can’t take a stand on the Miller Lite “tastes great/less filling” controversy. ♫ […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 