Because trimming a bush looks like literally nothing else and some people just have to ask rhetorical questions, here’s a list of sarcastic replies to the question, “Trimming a bush, eh?”
No… but that’s exactly what I WANT it to look like.
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No. I am one of Her Majesty’s Royal Tree Torturers.
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No. I was just stabbing my wife with these hedge clippers and she seems to have fallen back behind these shrubs.
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No. I was looking out my front door when these hedge clippers bolted out of the house and attacked that bush. I’m trying to separate them before there’s a lawsuit.
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No. I’m just trying to “persuade” this giving tree…
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No. I was presenting it with the coveted Silver Hedge-Clippers Award.
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No. I’m helping the bush rehearse for the title role in The Death of Marat.
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No. I was just making a “tool offering” to Mzerqutzl, the Aztec god of shrubbery.
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No. I was trying to castrate my elephant and he threw me into this hedge.
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Yes! Finally, someone who “gets me”…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I believe my husband is a founding member of the Royal Tree Torturers.
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My husband so wants to join 😊
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I’m not sure I want to talk to either of you…
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You’re just jealous 😊
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Your comments should be all about ME!!! ME!!!
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Go check out Wind Down Wednesday C. It will make you laugh
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Be warned, it’s a slippery slope. First they torture shrubs, then trees. Now? He’s eyeing my long hair. I may have to divorce him.
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🙂
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Hall and Oates?
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No, that’s me
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I could have used these last week. Instead, I went with. “Yes. I know you’ve only been living in your house for 15 years, but you should give it a try.”
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Just as effective, Carol.
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I recently tried to trim my bushes with gasoline and a match, but the house caught on fire. Suddenly, a heavy thunderstorm erupted and was putting out the fire….until lightning struck and finished the job. Of course, I wouldn’t try that again because gas has gotten too expensive (not to mention that I now don’t have a house).
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Maybe Moses tried to trim his bush with gasoline and a match… It would explain a lot.
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