Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Louisiana has multiple state songs: “Give Me Louisiana” by Doralise Fontane, “You Are My Sunshine” by Jimmie Davis and “This Humidity is Making my Heart Explode” by my grandmother… ♣ In 2007, Louisiana became the last state to ban cockfighting forcing the state’s cocks to settle their disagreements in court. ♣ The official flag of […]
Read More Fun Facts about LouisianaWhen we cry with RAGE! ☻ Death of Old Yeller: A real man is stoic but he’s not made of stone. A boy who has to shoot his own rabid dog pushes a LOT of manly buttons: Guns, dogs, gut-wrenching responsibility… plus, we like shooting stuff… ☻ Crying is acceptable while you are sitting through […]
Read More Legitimate Reasons for a Grown Man to CryNOTE TO SELF: Quit using shampoos with the instructions, “Lather, rinse, regret”… ◊ NOTE TO SELF: Remember to tell uncle that replacing the “N-word” with “negro gentleman” doesn’t make his joke about the porter and the traveling salesman any easier to listen to. ◊ NOTE TO SELF: Return dog to shelter and get one that […]
Read More Note to SelfWiggly Adams was exasperated. “They still haven’t broken through the wall. These are the laziest workers I’ve ever hired” Professor Colin Winston chuckled warmly, “You’re the one who had to save money by hiring fewer whippers” “Well, the people I hired to whip the workers aren’t whipping hard enough. Perhaps if I hire someone to […]
Read More Mystery of the Mummy’s Cell PhoneSome people won’t eat Century Eggs because of the misconception that they are preserved in horse urine. The jokes on them because the eggs only SMELL like horse urine. ☼ Actually, century eggs are created by burying eggs in ashes, salt and clay and letting them sit for a few months until the yokes turn […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 