Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
“Oh baby! Just like that… except use your left hand, go slower and clockwise, this time” ♥ “I feel… I FEEL… I FEEL… pregnant” ♥ “I’m going to make you feel things you’ve never—oops… sorry…” ♥ “Does that feel good? Do you like it? Can you fill out this questionnaire?” ♥ “I’m almost there… almost… […]
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Read More How I Save Money in this Time of Great InflationThe Book of Everything and Naming the Beasts “So?”, I asked the Poet, “Are you expecting to have time to read?” “What do you mean?” “That book you packed” “That book”, the Poet said, stopping, “Is reference material” “So, like a Bible or a Book of the Dead?” The Poet began walking again, “More general […]
Read More Something I’m Working on – 4We’re Done For! Someone took my calendar and they removed all instances of the seventh day. Last Saturday I took a look and my entire body shook Because, I realized to my sorrow there was no tomorrow. What Every Child Wants You to Know It’s obscene the amount of effort is takes to stay clene […]
Read More Sadly, More PoemsThe slower you drive, the better your fuel efficiency; so, if you have to go somewhere, go there in reverse and when you get home you’ll have more fuel than when you started. ♣ Smaller cars have better fuel efficiency. Yes, for those of us over six feet tall, these cars are pet cages with […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 