Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
We’re Done For! Someone took my calendar and they removed all instances of the seventh day. Last Saturday I took a look and my entire body shook Because, I realized to my sorrow there was no tomorrow. What Every Child Wants You to Know It’s obscene the amount of effort is takes to stay clene […]
Read More Sadly, More PoemsThe slower you drive, the better your fuel efficiency; so, if you have to go somewhere, go there in reverse and when you get home you’ll have more fuel than when you started. ♣ Smaller cars have better fuel efficiency. Yes, for those of us over six feet tall, these cars are pet cages with […]
Read More I’m Tired of Energy Conservation TipsI’m Told to Go to Hell and Why The poet had me sit down on the book-couch. He sat across from me on the quarterly-bed. “I’ve been tasked with showing you what Hell looks like” I sat there anticipating that the next thing he said would rhyme. “Because living with me is such Hell, it […]
Read More Something I’m Working on – 3Once upon a time there was an ant who felt that he was “all that and a bag of chips… with a Michael Jordan bobble-head thrown in for free”. The rest of the world was united in having the exact opposite opinion. The ant was unremarkable. The ant would go into his boss’ office and […]
Read More The Ant Who was Full of HimselfThe Wicked Witch of the West was an anarchist at best. She lived by only one rule: DON’T FALL INTO THE POOL!
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 