Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Part One is Here] “Waiter!”, I called, “a shot of gin with a rabbit embryo floating in it and give the lady whatever she wants” Hands on hips, she admonished me, “We aren’t at a table and rabbit embryos don’t float”. So, she was well-educated and familiar with the specific weights of rabbit embryos. What […]
Read More Love and other bad ideas, pt twoLove and Other Bad Ideas The Bloom of Love is Like a Visit to the Reptile House and All the Glass Cages are Broken… Setting: A singles’ bar… I suppose. I’m not really sure what a singles’ bar is. I’m pretty sure that they cannot legally throw out married people, but maybe peer-pressure would force […]
Read More Love and other bad ideas, Pt one[This is the last one, I promise. Been sitting on my queue forever] Youtube Stuff that is Stupid if You Think about it; But if You Think about it More it is Still Stupid Cooking Fast Food Yourself: Do you like the IDEA of an Egg McMuffin or a combination taco but hate the Egg […]
Read More From the queue: Part 3[More from the queue. I’m very sorry] The first time you ever see your grandma naked. Every subsequent time you see your grandma naked. Conjoined octuplets… Scrapple. You push your way through a crowd to see a badly injured man about your age wearing the exact same kind of hat you are wearing and you […]
Read More Things that are horrifyingThe average gorilla weighs three hundred pounds. The above average gorilla weighs just about the same as that but he earns more and doesn’t spill when he drinks too much. ▼ A gorilla has black fur and is capable of doing a person great harm. Think of the gorilla as a bear but with better […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 