Things that are horrifying

[More from the queue. I’m very sorry] The first time you ever see your grandma naked. Every subsequent time you see your grandma naked. Conjoined octuplets… Scrapple. You push your way through a crowd to see a badly injured man about your age wearing the exact same kind of hat you are wearing and you […]

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Gorillas, gorillas, gorillas!

The average gorilla weighs three hundred pounds. The above average gorilla weighs just about the same as that but he earns more and doesn’t spill when he drinks too much. ▼ A gorilla has black fur and is capable of doing a person great harm. Think of the gorilla as a bear but with better […]

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From the Queue, Pt 1

[Stuff that’s been put to the back of my queue will be the bulk of this week.  Work’s been busy… sorry] John Lennon said, “All you need is love”. But, when you try to buy it behind a hardware store at eleven-thirty, they arrest you. And, getting arrested is exactly what you don’t need. Another […]

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