How to kill a vampire

Cut off the head and stuff the mouth with garlic. Resist the urge to put the head into a 350 degree oven with potatoes. ♥ You can kill a vampire with a stake through his heart… but, you can kill just about anything with a stake through the heart. ♥ Bury a vampire under running […]

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The Woeful Malaise of the Mummy

  To a black-and-white monster movie fan, the only thing more terrifying than a mummy is the prospect of getting out, meeting new people and having a normal life. The concept of the mummy is a universal one: A person so dedicated to their job that they can never die is familiar to anyone who’s […]

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Fun Facts about Halloween

“Halloween” is short for “All Hallow’s Eve”. “All Hallow’s Eve” is short for “Frank and Doris Covington Smythe Proudly Present All Hallow’s Eve”… ☻ Every year, candy companies sell around six hundred million pounds of candy for Halloween. That number doubles if you include the candy that people buy for Halloween two weeks before but […]

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