why you should worship horus

Horus is the Egyptian god of the sky. This includes the Sun and the Moon and any passenger jet you happen to be taking to your parent’s house during the holidays. ֎ The two main Egyptian gods are Isis and Osiris, the parents of Horus. Yes, you could pray to Isis or Osiris; or, just […]

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Why I Must Kill Mice

They are the only animal that attacks using “jump-scares” unless you count that squirrel that lives in my garage. ◙ They leave little rodent turds everywhere and I just bought a two pound box of raisins. ◙ They eat every food in the house except for what is in the mousetraps. ◙ Mice all look […]

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