Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Zucchini make great cucumber impersonators. Just don’t let it get consumed by the role or it might end up in a pickle jar. ♂♂ If you can get a zucchini to float, you can make one into a toy boat. How do you make a zucchini float? Just put a zucchini, root beer and a […]
Read More Other uses for a zucchiniI keep a knife by my bed so, if I ever start contemplating taking up model trains as a hobby, I can stab myself to death. ֍֍ I used to have really strict criteria for my girlfriends. Now, she just has to have at least one breast and be capable of making toast. ֍֍ Dungeons […]
Read More The Random Thoughts from Beyond TimeWhy do we need to pay money for stuff? Because most stores have security cameras. ♥ How does the moon stay in the sky? A combination of gravity, centrifugal force and peer pressure. ♥ Why do people die? Mostly to avoid paying off their student loans. ♥ Why do I have to eat my vegetables? […]
Read More More Questions My Children Asked MeHe who laughs last generally ends up with a black eye. ☻ Two heads are better than one… well, maybe not, but as long as the baby is healthy. ☻ You can’t eat your cake and have it, too… well, you actually can, but you probably won’t want it. ☻ It is a bad workman […]
Read More Adages, Sayings and MoreChimera: This is a term paleontologists use to describe a set of fossils from different animals that have been pieced together erroneously. For example: The Archaeoraptor found in China was thought to be missing link between birds and dinosaurs. Researchers claimed that it was, for the most part, a dinosaur, except for its habit of […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 