Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I was going to do a list on the worst breeds of cat to own but it turned out that it was all of them. ♣ The worst dog breed is the Chow Chow, a dog so awful that you have to say its name twice. Imagine an animal with the personality of a cat […]
Read More P. E. T.People assume that the Flintstones is set around twenty thousand years ago during the Stone Age; however, in actuality, the Flintstones are contemporaries of the Jetsons. They live on the surface after mankind over-mined, polluted and irradiated the Earth. To survive, those left behind had to learn to train birds to be record players… ☼╬☼ […]
Read More Jetsons’ Horrors!If it is a hot day, be sure to drink enough water. How do you know how much is enough? How much did you drink? Nope, that’s not enough. ☺ Monitor your older relatives for signs of heat stroke. Signs include lack of perspiration, high pulse rate and confusion. If the person staggering around dazed […]
Read More Safety Tips for Heat WavesTo infiltrate criminals you have to look evil. One way is to stroke a cat while you talk menacingly. If you want to look evil and crazy, stroke a dead cat. ♠ Criminals look for little things that might indicate you are an undercover cop. For example: Introducing yourself as “Officer Loco Killer”. ♠ When […]
Read More Tips for Police Under Deep CoverYour pitch is so wild that it hits the batter’s wife who is in the stands behind you. ֍ You’re in the outfield, a ball is hit to you and you shriek, swat it down and hold it under your shoe until someone can come by with a newspaper to kill it. ֍ Your slides […]
Read More You aren’t Cut Out to Play Professional Baseball
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 