Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
The speed of light is way faster than the speed of sound which is why we don’t know what light sounds like… ֎ Sherry is the answer to the question, “What if fortified wine tasted like a wet deck?” ֎ Yak down is a rare sustainable fiber used in textiles. How do you get down […]
Read More Random Thoughts from Beyond the Galaxy[The Twelve Steps are a construct of Alcoholics Anonymous, for those of you who are not Americans] Admit you are powerless over alcohol and that nothing will keep you from drinking… even Alcoholics Anonymous. Believe in a power greater than yourself that can restore you to sanity… and that power is Dr. Phil. Turn your […]
Read More A Bender of a Thousand Miles Begins with 12 StepsUniversal’s Islands of Adventure: Conveniently located in Orlando, Florida… our nation’s sucking chest wound. Their motto: “Heroes, beasts and magical creatures are all made real”. You will know what it is like to whitewater raft down a dinosaur infested river while a six year old vomits most of his ice cream cone down the back […]
Read More Dinosaur ParksChicory has been consumed since ancient times. The Roman poet Horace talked of his daily consumption of it, proving that Horace suffered as much as the modern students who have to read his work. ֍ Roasted chicory root has no caffeine and is used as a coffee-substitute by cultures that are unclear on the reason […]
Read More Bitter Facts about ChicoryBeing alone is a terrible thing. I woke up with a headache this morning and there was no one next to me for me to refuse to have sex with. No one… nothing… just a wet spot that I’ve convinced myself was drool or a leak in the roof. Sometimes, I imagine that I’ve got […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 